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@Song009 · 1 days ago    

Wow, a new broom sweeps clean but the old brush knows all the corners...
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" @2TlmesAdam ITS LIKE U WERE A ACCIDENT,DAD CAME ON THE SHEETS, MUMMY ROLLED IN IT LATER ON,,BE CAREFUL WAT U DOING IN MUMMIES BED,MIGHT HAPPEN AGAIN"

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@dipitydoo · 6 days ago    

Oh dear this is getting Yuckkky ... don't think we need 2 2TimesAdamssss ... 💦
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@Song009 · 5 days ago    

LoL @dipitydoo : 2 2Times that makes 4 and that is a quadruplets !...
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@dipitydoo · 3 days ago    

Haha... yes Song009 I know what have twins is like.. mine sons are 32 this year. My chef son is in Barcelona till next month, he loves it over there.
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@dipitydoo · 3 days ago    

Oops... should have done a spell check. !!! 🤷‍♀️
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@netmedic · 1 weeks ago    

Maybe try using the flash next time when you're taking a profile photo?!
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@Song009 · 1 weeks ago    

She's a black beauty !
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@dipitydoo · 6 days ago    

I don't work anymore, yeaaa!! I enjoy doing volunteer work at the library.
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@Song009 · 3 days ago    

Wow @dipitydoo , Work at the library is like dipping yourself in the pool of knowledge...
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@dipitydoo · 3 days ago    

@Song009 I have to find a book that has short comedy skits for a Christmas in July party coming up.
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@Song009 · 3 days ago    

Wow @dipitydoo , You are indeed still a Skits-O-Mania party going girl !...
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@Song009 · 4 days ago    

Dota...
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@diwali83 · 1 weeks ago    

Been watching Ascot UK Racing Carnival too ?
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@2TlmesAdam · 1 weeks ago    

Another bitch punk that never show up
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@dipitydoo · 6 days ago    

Ha!!! I say, you never showed up!!
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rogery
"2TlmesAdam LITTLE BITCH STILL SLEEPIN IN MUMS BED ARENT YA,,ARE YA ALLOWED ON PUTER ,ITS PAST YA BED TIME,PHUKING TOOL YA ARE"

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@dipitydoo · 1 weeks ago    

LLLoooLLL. .. that's bloody hilarious.. I never thought of that one. Sleeping in mummies bed ... awww how cute 👶 🍼
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@2TlmesAdam · 1 weeks ago    

Yawnnnn just woke up in your mums bed rogery, she was a shit old root lol but I still wiped my ass on her face as a trademark and pissed on the pillows, don't worry you will be allowed to sleep back in her bed tonight with my piss and shit stains, your just butthurt u had to take the floor while i took your mummy
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@2TlmesAdam · 1 weeks ago    

Riiiiiiped hard little rogery girl bitch I am the smsfun level master
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@dipitydoo · 6 days ago    

Umm whatdoes "level master" mean @2TimesAdam ?
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dipitydoo
"Well remember you don't drink alcohol and try to do Sudoku ... you'll never get it to work out. Hahaha !!"

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@Song009 · 2 weeks ago    

Or after drinking alcohol you have to wait for 30 minutes before an intensive workout LoL...
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@2TlmesAdam · 1 weeks ago    

U should snort coke instead
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@diwali83 · 1 weeks ago    

Alcohol impairs judgement !!
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@Song009 · 2 weeks ago    

Wow fasting, My friend Ali said that you don't know what you miss coz roast pork is so sweet mate...
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@2TlmesAdam · 1 weeks ago    

Fuck that burgers weed pussy coke thats all u need to eat
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@perthboiiii · 1 weeks ago    

Selamat berpuasa. Hari Raya sudah dekat. Baju raya belom di beli hehe
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@Song009 · 1 weeks ago    

Wow happy fasting, Perth is too hot for clothing so you go naked on election day...
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@perthboiiii · 1 weeks ago    

Hehe very cold and wet this morning :)
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@2TlmesAdam · 1 weeks ago    

Yooooobroooo
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@diwali83 · 1 weeks ago    

It's a doozy !!
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@Song009 · 6 days ago    

May be a boozy, cooky doozy ?
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@netmedic · 3 weeks ago    

That's the one and only use for this site, in my opinion.
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@diwali83 · 3 weeks ago    

Welcome Along Likewise Use All The Time For FREE SMS Happy Birthday
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@2TlmesAdam · 3 weeks ago    

msn your a good kid, I always had a liking to you now enjoy your joobz and I won't smash you
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@dipitydoo · 2 weeks ago    

Awww that's terrible man. !!
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@2TlmesAdam · 1 weeks ago    

Nah
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@Song009 · 3 weeks ago    

You are hot ! I voted for you and you should be on top of the hottest member list...
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@Song009 · 3 weeks ago    

WoW, you volcano is inactive for years. Just wonder whether they clear your lava joobz and sent you back to square one...
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@2TlmesAdam · 3 weeks ago    

Welcome back homeboy but we will have to do the initiation again
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"A new study into Viagra revealed it won't make you a James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore... Hahaha !!! 🤣"

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@Song009 · 3 weeks ago    

LoL, a traditional Tongkat Ali should make you at least a ranking of Pierce Brosnan...
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@2TlmesAdam · 2 weeks ago    

Hey song009 u watch tv
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@Song009 · 2 weeks ago    

No @2TlmesAdam , I don't watch TV but watch Google on my desktop PC...
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@2TlmesAdam · 1 weeks ago    

Shit homeboy
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@Song009 · 1 weeks ago    

True @2TlmesAdam You'll lose the shit, Homeboy. It ain't about the argument with the cracka, it's about the pussy in the crack next door...
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@Song009 · 3 weeks ago    

True, don't use money and just use your tough cookie...
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@2TlmesAdam · 2 weeks ago    

Rogery u sbut your pussy u shit face
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@dipitydoo · 4 weeks ago    

Hey perthian, go to the library it's free wifi. That's where we go to catch up on the latest docos.. like Richplanet, he has some very interesting docos.
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@perthboiiii · 4 weeks ago    

Oh i like docos. I watch it on Foxtel Go on my tablet since i have free net lol
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@Song009 · 3 weeks ago    

Wow mate, you got the free net to catch the pookyfish...
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@2TlmesAdam · 3 weeks ago    

I used cocaine today
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@perthboiiii · 2 weeks ago    

Cold
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dipitydoo
"Hey everybody, google Linda Moulten Howe 'The Twin Towers' .. Very bloody interesting, you should all know what really happened. "

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@Song009 · 4 weeks ago    

WoW, Cosmos - The Spacetime Odyssey...
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@2TlmesAdam · 4 weeks ago    

Wtf is that black and white show from 1920s?
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@dipitydoo · 4 weeks ago    

Are you talking to me @2TimesAdam ? Just google and get an education.. 👨🏻‍🎓
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@2TlmesAdam · 3 weeks ago    

Is that where you got your education?
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@Song009 · 2 weeks ago    

@2TlmesAdam , If not there for education, where do you intent to teach her a lesson ?
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@2TlmesAdam · 1 weeks ago    

Because im a good guy teach valuable life lessons
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@Song009 · 1 weeks ago    

LoL @2TlmesAdam It can't be that 45 Life Lessons written by a 90 Year Old woman !...
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@dipitydoo · 1 weeks ago    

@2TimesAdam my education started when I was a child where I learned about the moon stars how to drive a tractor and milk cows by hand. My father taught me how to sing and dance how to grow grains and light a fire. I always thought I had a poor and deprived childhood but now I realise I had the best up bringing and the best parents. Lucky me !!
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@2TlmesAdam · 4 weeks ago    

Hey u say thay again and your out of here
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"How smart are you ? Beyond the skies there are galaxies and beyond the human species there are aliens... "

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@dipitydoo · 4 weeks ago    

And there is a such a thing as DMT the Spirit molecule.. very interesting!! 💉💊🚬
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@Song009 · 4 weeks ago    

True @dipitydoo , smoking of 5-MeO-DMT on parsley to fully hallucinate your surroundings, are often stories similar to an Alice in Wonderland type of experience...
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@2TlmesAdam · 4 weeks ago    

Your alldamkants
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@dipitydoo · 4 weeks ago    

What??
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@Song009 · 4 weeks ago    

LoL, it is all Adam and the Ants...
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@2TlmesAdam · 2 weeks ago    

I will destroy you
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@Song009 · 2 weeks ago    

Wow, You won't be hearing my footsteps, Out of the darkness I'll creep on you, Destroy faster than you make, Till the moment that you break mate...
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@diwali83 · 4 weeks ago    

Watched Ahn Do and The Weekly oh and You Cant Ask That on ABC TV
 
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